The Tests
The tests we always make you take at the beginning and end of the school year
The test at the beginning of the year
True or False
- A fox’s primary source of food is polar bears.
- Wiwi the wingless midge is GIGANTIC.
- Chickens named Charlie are much, much, much more common that one’s named Cherry.
- Mr. Finnigan is a nice guy.
- Some chickens voted in the last mayoral election (a lot, actually).
- The best story in the entire world is called “The Little Buffalo”.
- There is no question 7.
Fill in the blanks
- What does “penultimate” mean? _______________
- In Chapters 1 and 2 of “Woby Wick”, what do the characters explain about the lake? ______________
- In the story called, the “The Little Buffalo”, does Bibi want to become a fish? ____________
- What would a logical response be to hearing about a fox named Loretta? _____________
- Why did Woby Wick declare himself “not a criminal”, even though it is clear from the prologue that he is not one? _______
Select A, B, C, or D
Woby Wick’s arch-nemesis is:
- A. Captain Chook the Chicken
- B. Captain-C-One-Leggy-Ed
- C. Chahab the Chicken
- D. Charlie
Bibi the Buffalo’s family put on a play about:
- A. Wally the Wolf
- B. Fluffy Mittens
- C. Winter Vacation
- D. Being a buffalo
The word “sophisticated” means:
- A. A dog made of twigs
- B. Mature, not basic
- C. WE LOVE DA PRINCIPAL
- D. F-O-R-E-S-T-H-O-O-D Yeah!
In the story The Little Bufffalo, Bibi says:
- A. “Oh yeah, I loved him”
- B. “Bibi got a good costume”
- C. “Dad always says, don’t trust the tigers”
- D. “I wanna be a fish”
All in one
- True or false: Mr. Finnigan has chickens.
- The word “zookeeper” means:
- A. A hippie
- B. A Navy soldier
- C. Part-time gravedigger, part-time doctor
- D. A zoo animal guy.
Spell the alphabet: _______
And it has _____ letters.
The test at the end of the year
RULES:
- Do Not Cheat
- Do Not Set Fire to Anything
- Dress Up Like Albert Einstein
- Do Not Bribe Your Teacher
- Do Not Write Your Name
- No Bathing Suits
- No Pants
- No Signing
- Eat Sandwiches
- No Getting Bad Grades
- No Getting Good Grades
- No Getting Grades
True or False
- Chickens are allowed.
- You are reading this.
- I like guacamole.
- Pineapple is green.
- You are a gummy bear.
- Wally the wolf is the mayor.
Pick One
Water is:
- A. Food
- B. Liquid
- C. Yummy
- D. I like cheese
You are:
- A. A+++++
- B. B+
- C. C-
- D. F——
I am:
- A. Nice
- B. Mean
- C. Guacamole
- D. Guacamole
Pineapple is:
- A. Green
- B. Spicy
- C. Ketchup
- D. Yellow
- E. Guacamole
Fill in the _________
I am a _________, yes I am a _______, oh I’m a __________ bear.
I am made of ____________.
You are ____________ this.
I like ________________.
Fiona the _______ rhymes with “I am an ___________.”
The mayor is ______________.
I eat _____________ for breakfast.
My brain is made of ______________.
All in one
- I like guacamole.
- 1 + 1 + 1 = 2 + 1 = 3.
- I don’t like guacamole.
Draw a picture __________________.
Draw guacamole ________________.
I like chips and _________________.
I don’t like chips and ________________.
Guacamole is ______________ for you.
Describe me:
- A. Hipppie
- B. Owl
- C. Guacamole
- D. Nice
I am addicted to:
- A. Guacamole
- B. Beer
- C. Wine
- D. Nothing
Bonus Question:
Draw me ___________________: