A Lakehouse Podcast by Fiona the Fox and Emo the Ostrich

Episode One: Welcome to A Lakehouse Podcast! Fiona: My name is Fiona the Fox, and welcome to the new podcast I’m making with Emo the Ostrich! Oh my god, I can’t believe that we’re actually making one! Emo: This is going to rule! F: So, Emo, we’ve never actually worked together on anything at school. E: Maybe that’s because we’ve never been in the same class? F: Yeah. I’m so excited to work on this with you. E: Well, Fiona, I guess we should tell the listeners what this podcast is going to be about? F: Yeah. Well, Emo and I are going to have a different guest star most of the time. We’ll talk to them. But other times we will have no guest stars at all, and we’ll talk about our own topics. E: I have some very good ideas. F: No spoilers, Emo! Don’t make this a repeat of our play. E: A play that should be one of the topics. F: Kind of a spoiler, Emo. E: Is that what a spoiler is? F: Yeah..oh boy. E: Spoilers are a social construct made to dim down our own insecurities! F: What? E: What? F: Nothing. Well, anyway, I hope you guys tune in to our new podcast!

Episode Two: Field Trips with Penny the Porcupine
Emo: Welcome to the first real episode of our podcast! Fiona: Today, our guest star is Penny the Porcupine. Hey, Penny! Penny: Hey, guys! Ready to talk about field trips? F: Um…. E: We have gotten a good dose of that from school, Penny. Perhaps we should move onto slightly more profound topics? What does trip mean? P: Going backwards, I see, Emo? E: It’s a personal journey. P: Good luck! E: Thanks, Penny! F: So, Penny, what made you love field trips? P: I was inspired by Dylan the Dolphin. F: Um, who? P: The field trip protester! He was at the Lakehood School a few years ago. E: Oh, Lakehood. All: Lakehood is fake-hood and Foresthood rules! F-O-R-E-S-T-H-O-O-D and Guac! Guac, mm! Guac, mm! F: Oh-listeners, that’s our school song. Our principal composed it. P: I’ve got a few words to say about HIM. E: Oh, we know. E and F: He didn’t let us on a field trip! It is a disgrace!