A Lakehouse Podcast by Fiona the Fox and Emo the Ostrich
Episode One: Welcome to A Lakehouse Podcast! Fiona: My name is Fiona the Fox, and welcome to the new podcast I’m making with Emo the Ostrich! Oh my god, I can’t believe that we’re actually making one! Emo: This is going to rule! F: So, Emo, we’ve never actually worked together on anything at school. E: Maybe that’s because we’ve never been in the same class? F: Yeah. I’m so excited to work on this with you. E: Well, Fiona, I guess we should tell the listeners what this podcast is going to be about? F: Yeah. Well, Emo and I are going to have a different guest star most of the time. We’ll talk to them. But other times we will have no guest stars at all, and we’ll talk about our own topics. E: I have some very good ideas. F: No spoilers, Emo! Don’t make this a repeat of our play. E: A play that should be one of the topics. F: Kind of a spoiler, Emo. E: Is that what a spoiler is? F: Yeah..oh boy. E: Spoilers are a social construct made to dim down our own insecurities! F: What? E: What? F: Nothing. Well, anyway, I hope you guys tune in to our new podcast!
Episode Two: Field Trips with Penny the Porcupine
Emo: Welcome to the first real episode of our podcast!
Fiona: Today, our guest star is Penny the Porcupine. Hey, Penny!
Penny: Hey, guys! Ready to talk about field trips?
F: Um….
E: We have gotten a good dose of that from school, Penny. Perhaps we should move onto slightly more profound topics? What does trip mean?
P: Going backwards, I see, Emo?
E: It’s a personal journey.
P: Good luck!
E: Thanks, Penny!
F: So, Penny, what made you love field trips?
P: I was inspired by Dylan the Dolphin.
F: Um, who?
P: The field trip protester! He was at the Lakehood School a few years ago.
E: Oh, Lakehood.
All: Lakehood is fake-hood and Foresthood rules! F-O-R-E-S-T-H-O-O-D and Guac! Guac, mm! Guac, mm!
F: Oh-listeners, that’s our school song. Our principal composed it.
P: I’ve got a few words to say about HIM.
E: Oh, we know.
E and F: He didn’t let us on a field trip! It is a disgrace!